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Okay, gonna be blunt here.

Anyone here with wings, claws, tails or horns? Start running if you hear Ride of the Valkyries.

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... Please tell me it isn't...

Mother fucking fantastic.

... Did something happen?

Yes. Adam tried to kill me inside a resort. On a bike made of spikes, made of spikes. While I was trying to leave with dinner.

After meeting a clone of me from 2 years ago.

... I'm split between being furious and baffled.

I'm on murderously furious.

What's baffling you, though?

The "clone from two years ago" part.

Don't know. Don't care. Just me 2 years ago was a massive bitch and I'm glad I'm not her anymore.

... I certainly hope I don't end up running into her, then.

I'm going to have to find Adam. If it's gotten to this point, I need to find a way to stop him.

She poofed after I sucker punched her.

... Well that's a bit more reassuring.

Yeah. But don't like the resort down there.

... Did you find your clone at the resort?

Yes. And then I found myself 2 floors up. Then a floor down. My friend swiped a Number Card that seemed to be causing it, and then Adam appeared, and started blaring Wagner.

... That is very suspicious.

Nothing happened to me when I went there... Hmm...

... He tried to do what?

Kill me. While playing racist German opera music. And kill my friend. I lost all my clothes from the mess. I spent over 100,000 Yen for that dress, Adam!!

... I am definitely not happy.

I know I don't normally ask this...

But can you squish him?

Yes.

Yes, I just might.

k. Thanks. I'm not going outside until he's dealt with.

Fair enough.

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